Today when I was driving, I had the radio on, and of course I was annoyed by it like I always am. I don’t know why I even bother with it at this point. Sometimes the radio is enjoyable, but most of the time it’s not.
First off, it’s super repetitive. Every morning when I get into the car, the same song is on. It’s like clockwork. Apparently the stations are all in sync too. Whenever a song I don’t like starts to play I, naturally, switch the station. My efforts to escape the cruel noise flooding my ears is almost always in vain because 75 percent of the time, the song that I tried to avoid is playing on the station I switched it to! I’ve gotten to the point where I would rather listen to ads than some of the music playing on the radio. I either listen to the ads or I turn the radio off, forcing myself to listen to my own thoughts, and those are no fun to listen to either.
I will never understand for the life of me how some songs become hits…Well, actually I do understand. In order for a song to become a hit, a lot of people have to like it, buy it, and share it. What I meant to say is, I will never understand how so many people can enjoy some of the music on the radio.
For decades, Billboard magazine has ranked the top 100 songs in America from week to week on their Hot 100 list. I thought it would be fun to go in and analyze 50 (plus or minus) songs from that list, so here goes. Enjoy my lousy since of humor and second rate criticism.
1. “Bodak Yellow (Money Moves)”-Cardi B
I had never heard of Cardi B until this song came out. In my understanding, this is her first number one, so, I guess, congratulations to her. It is quite the feat to get a rap song to number one, so it’s cool to see this song there. Cardi B has also seemed to inspire Instagram captions everywhere. Everyone is making “money moves” these days. Despite her impact on popular culture and her contributions to the rap game, the song is still annoying.
2. “Rockstar” -Post Malone feat. 21 Savage
“Rockstar” has a good beat. That’s about all it has going for it.
3. “Look What You Made Me Do”-Taylor Swift
Put any other artists’s name on this song, and it’s not a hit.
4. “1-800-273-8255”-Logic feat. Alessia Cara & Khalid
I like this song. It’s catchy, it’s soulful, and it has a message.
5. “Despacito”-Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee Featuring Justin Bieber
I think it’s cool that American charts are becoming more globalized, but seriously, when “Despacito” is translated into English, it is just another trash pop song. Also, how is it still so popular? Last time I checked, summer was over.
6. “Unforgettable”- French Montana Feat. Swae Lee
The irony is that this song is forgettable. In a few months time, everyone will forget it existed.
7. “Feel It Still”-Portugal the Man
I have no idea what this song is about, and half of the lyrics are undecipherable, but I actually like this song strangely enough. It’s kind of jazzy, so that’s cool.
8. “Believer”-Imagine Dragons
Imagine Dragons are so hit or miss for me. Sometimes I really like their songs. Other times I’m not a fan. I’m not a fan of “Believer.” It’s too repetitive for comfort, and it sounds like a lot of their other music.
9. “Rake It Up”-Yo Gotti Feat. Nicki Minaj
This song is just nasty.
10. “Sorry Not Sorry”-Demi Lovato
We’ve finally made it to another song that I like. Demi kills it on vocals, and she emanates so much confidence. I’m a fan. Sorry not sorry.
11. “Attention”-Charlie Puth
The video for “Attention” has 503 million views. I’m sure Charlie Puth won’t notice or care that, outside of this blog post, I have invested no time or money into this song.
12. “Strip That Dawn”-Liam Payne Feat. Quavo
Of all of the One Direction solo debuts, this is by far the worst. According to Liam Payne, this is what being an adult and making “mature” music looks like.
13. “Slow Hands”-Niall Horan
Oh, look, another ex One Direction member. I feel like this and “Strip That Down” should switch places, but what does my opinion matter anyway? “Slow Hands” isn’t a bad song, but it is so darn middle of the road. I don’t know which is worse.
14. “Too Good At Goodbyes”-Sam Smith
I think Sam Smith is super talented, but a lot of his music sounds the same. While “Too Good At Goodbyes” is beautiful, it’s super boring.
15. “Bank Account”-21 Savage
I don’t really know what to say. As far as rap music goes, this song doesn’t break new ground or distinguish itself.
16. “There’s Nothing Holding Me Back”-Shawn Mendes
Shawn Mendes seems like a really nice kid, but his music is so pedestrian. “There’s Nothing Holding Me Back” sounds generic and similar to every other single he has put out in the past.
17. “Thunder”-Imagine Dragons
Remember how I said Imagine Dragons was hit or miss for me? Well, “Thunder” is a hit.
18. “Wild Thoughts”- DJ Khaled Feat. Rihanna & Bryson Tiller
I wonder if the public is aware that the guitar riff in “Wild Thoughts” is a Santana sample. I’m beginning to wonder what DJ Khaled actually does musically besides shouting his name and “Anotha one.” Nevertheless, I like this song. I’m a fan of both Bryson Tiller and Rihanna, and I think this was a good collaboration. Wow, that’s two songs in a row that I like.
19. “Shape of You”-Ed Sheeran
This song was released in January. HOW is it still on the charts?
20. “What Lovers Do”-Maroon 5 Feat. SZA
In recent years, Maroon 5 hasn’t put out the best music, but with “What Lovers Do” they end that streak. I really like this song, and I think it was a good idea for the band to bring SZA along. “What Lovers Do” is a fun, light, and airy track that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
Yes, I skipped 23 and 24. I don’t want to be here all day, and I’m pretty indifferent to the songs ( “Mi Gente” and “That’s What I Like”) occupying those spots. As for Kesha’s “Praying,” I’m a fan. I like the message of the song. It shows that she has overcome adversity. It shows strength, and it shows maturity. Very soulful performance by Kesha.
25. “Young Dumb and Broke”-Khalid
I love this song. It should be higher on the charts.
26. “Body Like A Back Road”-Sam Hunt
Sam Hunt graces us with a cute little pop song, and yes I said pop. Hunt may be a country artist, but take away his accent, and no one would even question that this was a pop song.
27. “XO TOUR Llif3”-Lil Uzi Vert
28. “Humble”-Kendrick Lamar
Kendrick can do no wrong.
32. “Love Galore”-SZA feat Travis Scott
I skipped 29-31 because why not? “Love Galore” is a brilliant song. SZA’s voice is beautiful.
It’s strange. As I move down the chart, the songs start getting better….”Location” is no exception to this trend.
34. ” Say You Won’t Let Go”-James Arthur
It’s a cute song, despite how cliched it is. This song accomplishes what it aimed to accomplish: making lonely girls feel like someone loves them.
35. “Congratulations”-Post Malone Feat. Quavo
I don’t know what to think of Post Malone. Also, what song is Quavo not featured in?
38. “Loyalty”-Kendrick Lamar Feat. Rihanna
Oh, look, I skipped more numbers. For those of you that are dying to know which songs I skipped, I’ll link the hot 100 list at the end of this post, but anyway, Kendrick + Rihanna= magic.
39. “Ready For It?”-Taylor Swift
It’s better than “Look What You Made Me Do.”
42. “I’m the One”-DJ Khaled Feat. Justin Bieber, Quavo, Chance the Rapper, & Lil Wayne
This was a great collaboration for the summertime.
43. “Redbone”- Childish Gambino
44. “Havana”- Camilla Cabello Feat. Young Thug
This song has a lot of flavor. I like it.
47. “Stay”-Zedd & Alessia Cara
Although “Stay” has been on the charts for too long, I enjoy the song. I think Alessia Cara is very talented.
50. “The Weekend”-SZA
I heard this is supposed to be some kind of “side chick” anthem. While I can’t get behind the subject matter of this song, I can get behind the musicality and SZA’s vocal performance. Girl’s talented.
It may seem like I don’t like music, but that’s not true. I love music-when it’s good. Today’s hits are pretty disappointing, but I will say that the music this year is much better than it was last year. I guess I’ll just have to suck it up when I listen to the radio on my various commutes. If only my car had an aux cord….
Couturely Sound ❤
Link to the Billboard Hot 100: http://www.billboard.com/charts/hot-100